If you like accurate bird facts - you’re in the wrong place. But if you love dark humour, strange ramblings and mocking the beauty of nature - you need this book in your life.
Riddled with profanity and disinformation, this is the perfect gift for family, friends and even your enemies (more so if they’re keen Twitchers).
If you’re looking for a new addition to your coffee table or heck even your toilet, this is the laugh-out-loud book for you.
Prepare to be confused, amused and unmoved.
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