Fully illustrated liner notes for Sausage Monster. Contains QR codes to videos, SoundCloud links, beautiful/ deranged illustrations and of course the lyrics to all the songs on Sausage Monster. Printed on good quality paper by professional printers! Tbh a fucking bargain!

Blowing smoke
Blowing hot and cold
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
I dunno, I dunno, I dunno
I dunno, I dunno, I dunno
Lemme go, lemme go, lemme go go
Lemme go man
Man I gotta go
Man I cannot pop a stay
Man I gotta go
No, I wanna know!
Yes or no??
I dunno, I dunno, no?
No.
Lemme go, lemme go, lemme go go
Blowing smoke
Blowing hot and cold
Yes or no
Blowing high blowing low
Blowing yes blowing no
I don’t know
Let it fester and soak
Indecision feels blooming gross
So, I dunno, I dunno
It’s a yes I suppose
Get down on a knee to propose
It’s too intense I couldn’t cope





Did you know?
She said yes to a bloke
Why’d I do
What I do
What I did
Shit!
Sorry I didn’t mean it
I’m an idiot
Uncomposed.
Can I unpropose?
Have doubts
Am doubt
Big doubt
Missed out
Hug and then a kiss to her left brow
Shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck how?
Shit fuck shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit fuck how?
Couldn’t accept it
Result of Brexit
Coulda woulda shoulda coulda left it
Feeling sharp pain in my left tit
Coulda woulda shoulda not have not shown interest
Coulda woulda shoulda should’ve been invested
Coulda woulda shoulda been the best thing
Shoulda coulda woulda shoulda stayed in man arrest him
Can’t bless it
Should’ve blessed it
Feeling sharp pain in my left tit